Hey there fellow nerds! So happy you're reading this blog! No, honestly! You didn't just sense sarcasm, oh please. Anyway, I guess I'm going to try out this whole...nerd thing. Wow, I never thought I'd say that. For the longest time, I've detested being a nerd. Utterly refused. But I figured, what the heck?! Might as well if I'm going to be talking about me. Oh stop it you sarcastic teen, you! No, I'm not conceited. That was simply a joke. You seriously should get a sense of humor. Hey there's another one! I'm just full of those.
But anyway, I guess I'm going to kinda mix it up a bit here. I like to be the wild card in the deck, so I'm not going to be strapped down to one subject. Please, that's ridiculous. No, I'm so colorful I'll be talking about everything from books to the last meal I had! Maybe. My thoughts, reviews, idiotic jokes, they'll all be yours to see! Oh lucky you, right? Now you'll be filled in on The Secret Life of the Sarcastic Teenager! Yay! Yeah, totally. But it's not going to be much of a secret anymore; not that it was of course. Haha what a thought! You're a funny nerd! Hopefully you'll be somewhat entertained (of course I hope it's more than somewhat) by my oh-so-hilarious-life. I'll probably throw in a few unrealistic situations of course, but you'll get the idea. And who knows? Maybe you'll get some fan-fic too! This is a nerd website isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. "Um, I do not think that this simple girl is a nerd! It just cannot be plausible!"
Well it is, whether you add your nerdy way of talking or not. And please. These are just jokes, don't be so uptight!
In this adventure I'm originally calling it "my blog". You'll find out all the juicy sides to my bipolar personality!
I have several: tough, emotional, silly, funny, immature, VERY mature (weird right?), sweet, rude, loving, affectionate, spiritual, and that one that you can't quite put into words. That deep feeling in your chest that you just can't put your finger on. Is it depressed; or overly happy? Loving or rude? Empty or filled? Well you'll find out right along with me. See ya on the next episode of The Secret Life of The Sarcastic(plus a whole bunch of other stuff) Teenager!