Ok so now I guess you know how I learned to be so sarcastic and witty! Actually, no. It's ironic, but guess what! I've always been like this. What a surprise for you. I'm only on the third book in the series, (ikr? Shameful) but I'm just going to talk about her. The great character called Max! She's actually a lot like me, so just go read those books and then I bet you'll figure out the oh-so-complicated puzzle called moi!
She's thrilling, sarcastic, funny, and a great fighter. Hey I just described myself! Oh please, calm your horsies. That was just a joke.
I wish I could come up with the incredibly smart and witty comebacks she does. It's all on the spot too! Well, it would be if this wasn't a fictional character we're talking about here. Sorry to dampen the mood, but no matter how much we wish she was real, she just isn't. Come back to reality you cute 'lil nerd, you!
She's a great leader. Maximum Ride has absolutely amazing leadership skills that she uses to protect her "flock". I mean, I don't even know what the president would do if he got a load of her! Actually, I'd really like to see that.
Anyway, I'm sure you can see how much I admire her. The sarcasm, leadership skills, fighting skills, and oh guess what! She's good with kids! Big shocker there, huh?
I suppose that's something I lack; I stink with kids. I try, oh do I try. But it's just no use, especially when one of my sisters is around. Of course they're great with kids, duh!
Maximum is overall a great roll model. Well if you overlook a few things, nobody is perfect you know. Oh wipe that smirk off your face! I like cliches, ok?
Soon, probably when I'm done with the series, I'll put up some maximum ride fan-fic for ya! Just maybe. And just maybe, I might write me into the equation. You know, so Iggy and I could fall in love and all.
You know, I can feel you judging me, so you better stop that, you punk. I'll tell on you if you don't.
Ok, so maybe that was corny. But who cares? That's the Internet for ya!